Bea🐝 💕 @bea@ponies.im

Cutting off my dick for extra DNA points

Dammit I need exactly one DNA for my feet and I don't know what other body part to sacrifice.

I was dancing and singing with a group of strangers and suddenly my brain got bigger?!?

Please please *please* just answer the goddamn question. Nobody wants to hear you go on about why it's a silly idea, especially if the thread is already full of it. Yes, sometimes it's actually an XY problem but even if it is for OP it might not be for people looking for the same thing. I know that what I'm trying to do looks like it makes no practical sense on the surface but that's irrelevant. If you know the answer then good, say it, if you don't then shut up.

So I just found out Rocket League is dropping GNU/Linux (and macOS) support and their bs justification is that "upgrading Rocket League with new technologies makes it no longer viable for them to maintain support".

Despite these "new technologies" they're still supporting Windows 7, and they were also recently bought by Epic so they absolutely do have enough resources to support us.

I'm pretty disappointed right now... just another reason for why so called "live services" are trash, just a single update and a game you bought no longer works.

Remember folx, companies aren't your friends and only care about making as much money as possible.

The announcement on Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/games/252950/announcements/detail/1709614218556357755
RL support page for more info [Cloudflare warning]: https://support.rocketleague.com/hc/en-us/articles/360042201433

@Gnuxie 💚​

Putting the name of your sub as the answer to "What is your favorite pet's name?" security question.

If you're doing "security questions" in 2019 you should be fucking ashamed of yourself! Especially if you're a big international company that should know their shit, Mojang!.

Don't mask a DECREASE IN SECURITY as a way to "secure your account" and especially don't make it mandatory! I just wanted to change my email you assholes.

Do not ever ask your users the names of their favorite pet/TV show/movie/author any questions about family and friends, especially not names, no favorite activities, no school names, no nothing, like these things are the easiest shit to social engineer out of somebody!

Fuck off!

Hmmm, not sure what to think about the ending. It's certainly interesting but brings up more questions than it answers lol

Currently getting spooked as an autonomous flying space car that's getting creepy visions

Distance is a fun game :3

Does anyone else find birthdays distressing? Like sure let's celebrate that we've been brought into this hellhole by our parents without our consent and without much choice in whether we want to stay or not, what a great idea! I also just love being reminded of how long I have been a useless waste of oxygen for.

And yes making/buying somebody a cake on/around their birthday counts as a celebration so don't do it if you know they don't like birthdays.

for some reason I always slightly panic internally whenever any non-mutual interacts with my posts lol

she's purring now but imagine if she got angry

I can't move, send help