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I will now bridge webcomicname to mastodon

is it just me or does mastodon mostly consist of trans women and enbies, with a handful of techbros scattered in-between.

lewdish, breadtube meme question 

so are sperm extraction machines a meme now because of youtube.com/watch?v=c2PAajlHbn?

Admin PSA: To anyone using pleroma's Admin FE, bear in mind, federated reports from mastodon [as of writing] will always be sent from that instance's admin account as part of mastodon's report anonymisation. It does not show who actually submitted that report, so make sure you keep that in mind when processing remote reports.

worst mastodon april fools idea: theme mastodon.social as gab

gender shitpost 

i figured it out, gender isn't a conspiracy by bathroom manufacturers to sell more bathrooms, it's a conspiracy by big clothing to sell more clothes

i mastodon't understand how @healyn still has an account

shitpost 

Public Shitpost Announcement: Be careful when shitposting, shitposting too hard may result in a summoning of Mickey Mouse

Ah, at last: The sacred scroll of a pink ball whom consumes all 

The Kirbyn Page

I think i figured out mastodon's secret sauce: all you have to do in order to get @Gargron to boost you is to post a picture of a cat

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