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what if... instead of a mastodon... we had a bird
and instead of calling them toots, we called them tweets...
nah, that would be ridiculous

legal PSA, long 

very bad joke 

Finally, I can make posts that aren't followers only again now that I have authorised fetches enabled

it'd be nice if someone fleshed out and ran an instance so instances like by @lertsenem and by @davewoodx didn't have to exist

imagine if knzk comes back in a few days and they're like "lol, just kidding"

@larrydavis i hate your avatar even more now that it actually animates after switching to glitchsoc from friendica

tfw apparently either @goat blocked you or mastodon shat itself

@SubwayTooter subway tooter has issues when trying to view accounts like @twitrss_dril

time to confuse someone on kemono friends

@BestGirlGrace's toots aren't showing up in my home timeline again

europe: exists
climate change: it's free real estate

I will now bridge webcomicname to mastodon

is it just me or does mastodon mostly consist of trans women and enbies, with a handful of techbros scattered in-between.

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