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I propose untitleing Mastodon to Untitled Gargron Game

"Something is wrong with mastodon.social" ~ Eugen

i wish mastodon had a way to show a different display name to mutuals

"Mastodon is a very nice project. They do a very good job." ~ Rüm Pärtöv

shitpost at bot, alc 

@RumPartov Rüm, did you get drunk again

shitpost 

from the makers of subtoot
we bring you
supertoot

shitpost @bot, alc 

@RumPartov rüm, are you drunk?

semi-shitpost 

@Gargron should get some sleep before he accidentally implements another bug into mastodon and has to stay awake another 4 hours fixing it

shitpost 

hearing rumours about @garfiald getting hacked by odie

deadly pun 

yo, you got any of da brie from that exploded cheese factory?

what if... instead of a mastodon... we had a bird
and instead of calling them toots, we called them tweets...
:ms_thinking:
nah, that would be ridiculous

legal PSA, long 

If you're in a country where forced arbitration clauses are allowed [USA is one of them], make sure to opt out of them whenever you can, forced arbitration takes away your legal right to sue a company if they screw you over and instead makes you go through an arbiter (who's also picked by said company in most cases...).

A lot of companies have these clauses [Apple, Discord, Facebook, most credit card companies, Google, etc] and have a limited time where you can opt out of them (typically 30-90 days). Always check a contract before you agree to it.

Opting out of a forced arbitration clause does not prevent you from using an arbiter if you still want to for some reason, it only gives you back your right to sue in court and participate in class-action lawsuits.

In some countries, forced arbitration clauses are illegal and are automatically invalid, if you live in one of those countries than you don't have to worry about this, though it probably wouldn't hurt to opt-out anyway [always check your local laws or get someone who can if you're unable to].

very bad joke 

if @garfiald was in thundercats would they be snarfield?

Finally, I can make posts that aren't followers only again now that I have authorised fetches enabled

it'd be nice if someone fleshed out github.com/0xa/twitterpub and ran an instance so instances like birdsite.link by @lertsenem and mirrored.social by @davewoodx didn't have to exist

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